It's called 50 Things Every Girl Should Be Able to Say to Her Best Friend.
I read it an realized that I wouldn't say ANY of these things to my best friend. Maybe to some of my acquaintances, but that's just not how my bf and I talk to each other - we're a little more "colorful" and that's why we hang out....Or maybe that's why no one else hangs out with us...
(Before I get started I should introduce you to my BF. Her name is Jessica and she's a giant. For reals....Well, to me she is. I'm 4'-11" and she's every bit of 6'-0" if not taller. We're like mutt and Jeff and pretty much polar opposites in every sense - except for our sarcastic nature and use of curse words. Our conversations are profanity laced and hysterical. She one of only 3 ladies that I consider a true best friend. I love that I can tell her literally anything....she'll totally judge me for it but she'll say it out loud to me. I've thrown a few pictures in of us so you can see the actual differences in height.)
Anyway I revised the list...enjoy!
2. Seriously, you’ll be pissed that you ate that slice of pizza tomorrow.
3. That outfit isn’t the most flattering.
4. That $100 dress isn’t worth it. You’re going to wear it once.
5. That $100 dress doesn’t look good on you.
6. Stop being such a b*tch to your mom.
7. You’re being really annoying.
8. Stop over analyzing. Relax.
9. He’s making you look stupid.
10. Do you really like him? Or do you like the attention?
11. You deserve to be texted at 9 p.m. not 2 a.m.
13. Stop complaining you failed the test… you didn’t even study.
14. Get your shit together.
15. You’re killing my vibe.
16. I know you don’t like so and so, but she’s never done anything to me.
18. Are we dressing cute or homeless?
19. Can you come sit with me and watch me eat?
20. If I get denied from the bar, you can stay.
23. Your hair looks greasy. Rough morning?
24. Yes, you need to shower.
25. You have food in your teeth.
26. You have a boogie.
27. Your boyfriend cheated on you. –
28. You’re beautiful.
29. Your bra is showing.
30. Sorry, but I’d prefer if you didn’t borrow that.
31. You got way too drunk last night.
32. You’re flagged.
34. You’re being too aggressive on social media.
35. You really hurt my feelings when you said
36. Someday, you will find the man of your dreams.
37. Until then, we can be dating.
38. Can you sleep in my bed with me?
39. I wouldn’t instagram that if I were you.
40. You’re taking forever.
41. You’re wearing WAY too much perfume.
43. You’re being dramatic.
45. You need to respect yourself.
46. He has a new girlfriend.
|me being classy as usual|
49. I farted.