My 3 year old apparently suffers from sweaty balls. Only my kids....I swear.
Last night as we were getting ready to sit down for dinner I noticed that the boys pants were wet in the crotch area. (He's pretty much potty trained, but still has accidents ...clearly)
Our conversation follows:
Me: "Jaxon did you pee your pants again dude?"
Jaxon: "No" <Looking at me like I'm the dumbest person on earth> "That's from sweat"
Me: "Sweat? Your telling me your butt sweats?"
Jaxon: "No mooooom...... from my balls" <Clearly irritated that I even thought his butt was sweating>
Me: "So what you're telling me is that you have sweaty balls" <giggling uncontrollably>
Me: "Your balls sweat so much that it makes your pants wet...."
Me: "Dude, no way. Not possible. You peed your pants"
Jaxon: <Looking injured by my words> "NO MOM! It's my balls that sweated!!!"
Me: "Whatever, go take your sweaty ball pants off before dinner then..."
I just let him go with it. I couldn't keep a straight face to even argue with him.
Seriously, how does my 3 year old even know about ball sweat? I think I might have failed at this one...